You recall hearing that the way to safely avoid being eaten by a
Bugblatter Beast of Traal is to wrap a towel around your head so
that it, in its infinite stupidity, believes that
it cannot see you. Seizing upon the towel lying there you proceed
to wrap your head with it. Unfortunately you now can not see, and
in your wild stumbles you bump into the Wumpus. It promptly wakes
and devours you for insulting its intelligence with that old towel
trick.