qz thoughtsThe best bit of Zombeavers
Seventy seconds to one hundred fifteen seconds into "Zombeavers" (2014). Probably the funniest part of the movie.
[ Joseph is driving a small truck, Luke is in the passenger seat ]
Luke: My friend told me I can't shit in his house anymore.
Joseph: Ah, isn't that the worst?
Luke: Can you believe that?
Joseph: Yeah, they get all mad 'cause you blew out their bathroom. It's a place to shit. That's what the room is built for. You're supposed to go in there and take a shit, and then when you do it, they act like they're surprised, like you took a dump on their table or something.
Luke: Yeah.
Luke: I did take a dump on his table.
Luke: Hey, man, you see that deer up there?
Joseph (looking at his phone): Yeah, I see it.
Luke: I don't think you do.
[ vehicle hits deer completely covering the front the car in blood ]
Joseph: Okay, I admit that. I didn't see the deer.
Joseph: But I see him now.
For the rest of film, watch the trailer several times in a row. (But be sure to imagine one of the actresses topless.)