Welcome to Elijah's Waste of Bandwidth Page

Featuring various gratuitous binaries

A terrible pun upon nipple follows.

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Neat ear pierce, huh? I'm quite proud of my 0 ga lobe eyelet. (0 ga = 0.324 inch = 8.23 mm) Photo taken with a QuickCam. I killed the mpegs I had here because nobody ever looked at them.

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<imagine a cool clickable image here> Spring, by Giuseppe Arcimboldo
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Did you want a gratuitous SEX pic?
Problemo! Very few people looked at it, so I axed for quota. It was a picture of one Tiny Toon character getting hot and heavy with another. I never watch the show, so I cannot tell you the character names. As an alternative to that, you may find this image interesting. It is titled Bondage Barbie. And it is not measured under my quota, so if it disappears, there is not much I can do.


I bet I've got cooler digitized autographs than you do!

Come and look at my personal Gallery!

And now for Enhanced for Netscape Ascii Art!

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