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The Timekeepers of Eternity


In 1995 a miniseries was made from a Stephen King short story, The Langoliers. The miniseries was essentially a three hour movie in two parts, and the DVD release just presented it as such. It's got the usual things that bother me about King, like a character based a bit on himself and a psychic kid. It also suffers from the "we need three hours of content" TV miniseries issue, so the story drags.

The gist of the story is on a red-eye flight from Los Angeles to Boston most of the passengers, and all of the active crew, disappear. The plane continues on autopilot until, a dead-heading captain takes over. A good chunk of the film is the people trying to figure what happened, then some time realizing there's danger, and finally how to undo what happened.

The author stand-in mystery writer provides much of exposition, but it's pretty much all speculation. A self-important and obnoxious businessman provides the name for threat, based on childhood tales his father told while psychologically abusing the kid. One character describes these "Langoliers" as "The timekeepers of eternity" during a bit of padding.

Eventually some of them get back to LAX, and take care to stand out of the way for a safe return to reality, thinking nothing of the huge plane they left right outside the terminal.

That businessman, Mr Toomey, provides a good deal of the conflict when not worrying about the Langoliers. During his attempts to control his emotions he spends the time tearing paper into small strips. This is even used by other characters to recognize Mr Toomey has been around when the torn paper is seen.

In 2021, Aristotelis Maragkos decided to remake the film by reediting the original Tom Holland directed version. Maragkos titled his work The Timekeepers of Eternity and it is more Mr Toomey focused and much tighter, a mere sixty-two minutes.

But the remarkable thing about Maragkos's edit is that it is paper based. He printed the frames, in black and white, on paper and tears and crumples them to fit the story. Split screen edits, for example are archieved with a torn sheet on top of another sheet. The Langolier monsters are no longer mid-budget 1995 CGI "beachballs with teeth", but are now balls of crumpled paper.

(The direction King provided to Holland for the look was "beachballs with teeth". That fits the size, but to me seeming more like walnuts with metal buzz saw teeth. The crumpled paper balls have no visible teeth but seem more intimidating.)

This paper version improves on the original in every way and is an excellent example of experimental film. As a mild spoiler, the ending is different in this one. The film stops before they reach LAX with the implication that they never make it. I believe this is minor since the process and the journey are the good parts. And it's not explicitly said that they don't make it.

The director sells this film, but not on DVD or Bluray, no, you can buy it on used VHS tapes, where the first hour has Timekeepers recorded on top of whatever was there before.

43 million in bond money out of 50 million.

Taking Apart a Locking Shopping Cart Wheel


These are old photos from something I did about ten years ago, but I thought I'd share them for people interested.

Some supermarkets around here, in order to combat people walking off with their shopping carts, have wheels that lock when they roll over a line with some sort of short range signal coming out of it. I don't really know the specifics of how the signal is sent.

Broken off shopping cart wheel on work bench

This is how (but not where) I found this item. Snapped off, probably deliberately by someone who didn't like the locking wheel. "Gatekeeper" name and Pat. 5598144

I've been curious about the anti-theft shopping cart wheels for a while. It's clear that they are radio operated by a signal with a very short broadcast range. Less clear was how they actually stop the wheel from turning. My original hypothesis that the wheel contained a motor which would actively stop the wheel from moving. After finding a wheel that had broken off a cart (honest, I had been watching out for one for several years before finding one; this one was in a Target parking lot), I took it home and opened it up.

Starting to take it apart

Afer removing the axle bolt, just a philips head screwdriver needed.

Side of the wheel removed

You can't see much yet, but the basic operation is revealed.

It turns out my hypothesis was far off. The center part of the wheel is fixed in place, well anchored to the axle which does not spin. Put another way: the outer part of the wheel moves, but the axle and the inner part do not. When the system receives a signal, it expands a plastic drum brake against the outer rim of the wheel, to prevent the wheel from spinng. When it receives an unlock signal, the plastic drum brake is retracted. During normal operation the only power draw is a small circuit listening for those radio(?) signals. At those times, it then switches on a motor to expand or retract the brake.

Inner part removed

The ridges on the inner and outer part interact when the wheel is locked.

Inner part flipped over

Now you can see the levers that activate the drum brake, expanding or contracting the ridged inner plastic.

Battery cover and battery removed, on flipped over side

These CR123 lithium cells are a common long life / high power non-rechargable battery. Checking prices today, a twelve pack costs about $45 from Home Depot.

Flipped over again and cover of inner part removed

You can see the motor and gears, the driver board with an antenna near the rim, and the waterproofing orange gasket.

Shank and axle removed

Heavy sheet metal here to hold this inner part still.

All of the parts in a pile to discard and a tray to save

I saved some of the metal bits, but tossed all of the wheel and brake.

This post prompted by learing of begaydocrime.com which has more technical detail and audio files you can play to lock or unlock this sort of wheel.

2025 Modular Film Festival, part 3


Fourth and final post in the 2025 Modular Film Festival series. We begin with day 25 here.

  1. A movie 85 minutes long or less
    A Doctor's Sword (2015)

    A quick 68 minutes documentary going back to Japan. Aiden MacCarthy was Irish doctor in the Royal Air Force during WWII. By sheer bad luck, he was a prisoner of war in a camp outside Nagasaki. But he had the good luck to be in an underground bomb shelter on the 9th of August 1945. In the aftermath Dr MacCarthy treated both POWs and the Japanese.

  2. Silent film (no audible dialogue) from after 1927
    Steamboat Bill, Jr (1928)

    Just barely past 1927, but I like Buster Keaton and hadn't seen this one.

    It may have been the impetus for "Steamboat Willie" (1928), the first Mickey Mouse cartoon. However the stories are completely different and there's a song ("Steamboat Bill", 1910) they could both be referencing.

    This one is a little slow until Keaton's stunts become the focus in the third act.

  3. A Western
    Hell or High Water (2016)

    A neo-Western where the bank robbers are out for justice, the bystanders believe in shooting to kill, and the rangers move slowly and insult each other. And the bank? The bank is after money, of course.

    Excellent acting all around, the two thieves and the two rangers are distinct characters, even if one ranger gets a small part.

    Four branches of Texas Midlands Bank out of five.

  4. A movie with practical monsters or creatures
    Jason And The Argonauts (1963)

    Practical effects for creatures and monsters just calls out for Ray Harryhausen. I had seen this film before, but not in several decades.

    Battling a giant statue come to life: check.
    Saved from crumbling rocks by a sea god: check
    Sword fight against a band of skeleton soldiers: check.
    Plus plenty of lessor events.

    And the story's not half bad.

  5. A movie based on a comic but not a superhero movie
    30 Days of Night (2007)

    Barrow, Alaska, (changed to Utqiagvik in 2016, but a fictional version anyway[*]) is the farthest north Alaska gets, and has a midnight sun in the summer and no sun at all in winter. A group of vampires decides to take advantage of the night.

    Starts fine, but is a mess by the end.

    [*] Among other problems: Utqiagvik has ~66 days without a sunrise and while Prudhoe Bay is the town with the oil pipeline.

  6. The last (or latest) film in a franchise
    Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning (2025)

    Finally finished this series.

    These just get more progressively ridiculous without reaching Fast and Furious outlandish. Plus as I age I see more and more "the lone man who can save everything" is a specifically fascist fantasy.

    Fun thought: maybe Tom Cruise's Ethan Hunt had a mortal wound along the way and the rest was a "Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge" moment-of-death-dream.

So what did I like best about this "festival"?

It spurred me to watch some films I might have never watched (But I'm a Cheerleader (1999), The League of Gentlemen (1960), and The Umbrellas of Cherbourg (1964)) or would have put off watching for a long time (The Iron Giant (1999), Taxi Tehran (2015), and La Jetée (1962)).

Four of those are very worthwhile of your time and other two are worth a watch.

There were some stinkers in the lot, but some of the prompts were seemingly aimed at being stinkers ("A movie that seems fake on Tubi"). Of course, differing tastes always mean someone's good is someone else's bad.

A few had been near the top of my queue and I just worked them into the prompts. Notably Hell or High Water (2016), California Split (1974), and Steamboat Bill, Jr (1928).

I have definite tastes in films, but I do try to deviate from that to see stuff from all eras and genres. This has been an exercise in flexing that diversity.

2025 Modular Film Festival, part 3


Third post about watching films following the rules of the 2025 Modular Film Festival. Continuing at entry sixteen.

  1. A movie from South America
    Central do Brasil (1998)

    I liked everything about this movie except the main characters. It takes a tour from Rio to backwater Brazil with a cynical old woman trying to find the father of a boy whose mother has just died. The places they go are a delight to see and the people they meet are fascinating.

    Too bad the woman is so broken and the boy so obstinate. Four bus, truck, and train rides out of six.

  2. A director's least popular feature-length movie
    The Swarm (1978)

    4.5 at IMDB, a failure among Irwin Allen's string of disaster movies of the 1970s (eg "Poseidon Adventure" (1972) and "Towering Inferno" (1974)). The others he just produced, this one he directed and produced.

    "African" Killer Bees are swarming and killing hundreds. The response includes using flame throwers against the bees — indoors. Houston, we have a problem. (It even is Houston facing the peril.)

  3. Watched by JFK at the White House
    The League of Gentlemen (1960)

    He's assembled a team for a heist, now he has to convince them to work with him and make the job run smoothly. Standard fare and I've seen it a dozen times before, but I do have to wonder how much of this was novel when it came out. The car hidden in a truck thing was famously used in The Italian Job (1969) but that's also almost a decade later. A remake was announced just a couple of weeks ago.

  4. A movie you haven't seen with over 1 million views on letterboxd
    The Iron Giant (1999)

    I had seen a few minutes of this before, but certainly not the whole thing. This is a kids story with some predictable emotional manipulation, but there's a ton of fascinating detail. Starting with the source book being written by Sylvia Plath's widower for their kids after her suicide and including naming the kid after Tarzan illustrator Burne Hogarth.

  5. Musical not in English
    The Umbrellas of Cherbourg (1964)

    Candy colored melodrama, sung-through rather than the usual talking plus songs. There were a few witty bits: "I'm pregnant." / "That's terrible. How could this happen?" / "The usual way I assure you." And very pretty to look at.

    The all-singing formula makes it feel more artificial than most films. I was also struck how neither suitor for Geneviève seems to own an umbrella. No wonder the shop is in trouble.

  6. A movie directed by an Iranian director
    Taxi Tehran (2015)

    The only day where mine is also the source festival sample title.

    Taxi drivers in Tehran seem to see a lot. "Some paper so I can write down my will!"

    All the coincidences in this film, taking place in a single day in a single taxi, have me convinced it is fiction, but style is complete cinéma vérité with multiple acknowledged cameras and people talking to the director by name.

    Five passengers out of five

  7. A Hamlet
    Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead (1990)

    Fun fact: the year this came out I read both the play and the screenplay before watching it.

    I haven't watched it since and remembered only the coin tossing and some bits with acting troupe. But my daughter watched it over the summer and spoke of it, so it was on my mind. The reflexiveness of the story makes an interesting pairing with yesterday's self-aware "Taxi Tehran".

  8. A movie screened at the 2022 Milwaukee Film Festival
    Watcher (2022)

    Effective psychological horror / thriller using a language barrier, loneliness, and culture differences to keep the watcher on edge. Julia has followed her husband to Romania following a job promotion of his. He can speak the language but works long hours and she has no one. But maybe someone is watching her. Is it the serial killer or just a lonely man? Or her imagination?

  9. A documentary about a niche interest or subculture
    Jiro Dreams of Sushi (2011)

    Filmed when Jiro Ono was 85, this is as much about achieving perfection in sushi craftmanship (a niche interest for sure) as it about Jiro's son waiting in the wings to replace his father at the restaurant. (Jiro ultimately retired in 2023 and will turn 100 a few days before Halloween this year.) The sushi was gorgeous but didn't make me hungry.

    Seven decades out of a century